Saw my glass about to fall so I said “no,no,no,” but weirdly enough that did not stop my glass from falling,
You know when you see one of those “If you don’t reblog this will kill you” posts and you scoff, and scroll past, but then it occurs to you that it’s better to be safe than sorry, so you reblog that shit and curse everyone who follows you?
Stopping at 18 doesn’t mean we can’t go on forever. Be sure to get another batch of Benedict when he takes center stage as Julian Assange in The Fifth Estate in theaters October 18.
Why do they keep showing Scott so much?!
How that’s right, he’s the main character.
Shaq’s Revenge On Aaron Carter!
- Mom: Why did Samuel L. Jackson-
- Me: MOM! Please, please, that's Nick Fury.
- Headline: Hugh Grant welcomes second child.
- Me: Strange, I would have guessed that guy had lots more kids.
Adele Shouted at Chris Brown at the Grammys, Apparently
If there was any justice people would shout at Chris Brown wherever he went, all of the time, but because he’s famous and being famous absolves you from most things outside of abusing children, the only shouting Brown hears is a constant roar of approval from his legions of adoring fangirls, all of whom are seemingly eager to feel his flesh against their flesh (his flesh being the flesh on his knuckles, and their flesh being the flesh on their cheekbones).
Typically Crave strays from reporting on tabloid conjecture, but this story may involve Chris Brown being shouted at by someone, so we felt that it was worth noting.
According to multiple sources, the above photo was taken moments after Frank Ocean received the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album at last night’s (February 10th) Grammy Awards, an award which Chris Brown was also nominated for. The feud between Chris Brown and Frank Ocean that began a few weeks ago has been well documented, with the two reportedly coming to blows outside a Los Angeles recording studio after one of Brown’s crew taunted the bisexual singer with a homophobic slur. So, as Ocean took to the Grammys stage to accept his award, Brown remained the only one seated amongst a host of faces giving the Channel Orange singer a standing ovation.
You stay classy, Brown.
But ‘Skyfall’ singer Adele apparently didn’t take too kindly to Brown’s lack of sportsmanship, sharing a few choice words with him after the applause had settled down. Adele reportedly “cornered” Brown and made it clear her disapproval of his actions. Because, as we all know, Brown really listens to people when they tell him that he’s been a dick.
Brown, who showed up to the event with Rihanna, whom four years to that date he had hospitalised at the very same awards show after brutally assaulting her in his car, was recently accused of faking papers required to log the amount of community service he had done as punishment for attacking Rihanna.
Mom: I don’t know why you worry about aging. You’re black.
LMAO! We have obviously found the cure to aging.